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POEM DRAMATIK

ZAME TOUSEL

©Dev Virahsawmy

(Pou Mario Poisson)

TOUSEL     KOT MO BATANA?     GET PAR LAFNET     DAN NOU BANN NAPEYNA SA
LI MALAD MATLO!     RAPEL KI PROFET TI DIR!

TOUSEL 1

"Kan to pa la mo pa tousel,
Zame tousel."

Ala madam la boude
Ala li kwar sipa ki'ete.

"Kan mo pa la to pa tousel,
Zame tousel?
Sirman to'al fer to vakabon!
Sirman dan tavern to'al soul to bontan;
Sirman to'al bangol lamone dan kazino;
Sirman ... sirman ... sirman ..."

Kan madam la boude;
Kan zalou fer li trangle;
Ala li zoli la, mo gate!

"Kan mo pa la to pa tousel,
Zame tousel?
Tansion to'al trene ar trenez ...
Tansion to amenn trenez dan lakaz!
Tansion ar trenez to trap maladi;
Amenn to mofinn, vinn kontaminn inosan!
Tansion! ... Tansion! ... Tansion! ..."

"Kan mo pa la to pa tousel,
Zame tousel?
Ayo Bondie!
Mo mari enn enfidel!
Ayo Bondie!
Li manz salad anba-anba!
Ayo Bondie!
Dal, douri, satini pa ase pou li!
Ayo! ... Ayo! ... Ayo! ..."


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TOUSEL 2

"Kan to pa la mo pa tousel,
Zame tousel."

Pa vre! Mo'si parey!

"Kan mo pa la to pa tousel,
Zame tousel?"

Zame tousel!

"Fam enfidel, to pe fane!
Bez sime ale!
Mo pa'le get to lagel!
Taler mo kas to lagel!
Bez sime ale!"

"Kan to pa la mo pa tousel,
Zame tousel."

"Ankor to rezenbe!
Nimakaram!
Mo donn twa tou! Twa to fane,
Manz salad anba-anba!"

"Bondie toultan ar mwa!"

"Haan! To gard bondie aster!
To kwar li ena letan ar twa,
Vie farata rasi?"

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TOUSEL 3

"Kan to pa la mo pa tousel,
Zame tousel."

- Mo kone: Bondie toultan ar twa!

- Non!

- Non?

- Non!

- Non? ... To'ena metres?

- Dan latet!

- To get fim porno?

- Non! Enn Miz!

- Enn miz? ... To kontan tigarson kouma Gaetan?

- Pa enn miz! Enn Miz!

- Haan! To profit mo labsans pou ekrir.

"Samem!
Kan to pa la mo pa tousel
Parski mo Miz li toultan la
Pou montre mwa sant to bote
E selebre to lalimier.
Zame, zame mo pa tousel
Parski Shakti zame kit mwa,
Shakti, mo Shakti."

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KOT MO BATANA?

Ayo bechara, kot mo batana?
Batana ki mo bonom ti donn mwa!
Ayo mo beta! Ki pe ariv twa?
To finn les mofinn rant dan to lavi;
Les lagign anpoud anpwazonn lespri.
To malad baba, mo pov bechara!
Nou'al laba beta; bannla pou swagn twa;
Zot pou geri twa, beta mo beta.


To pa pou vini? Nou'ale mo batcha!
Dan lakaz aster napeyna nanye;
To'nn balye tou prop! Kas, sari, bizou!
Mo larmwar finn vid ... gardmanze finn vid ...
Vinn ar mwa beta ...
Ayo mo beta!


Ki to dir? ... Pa bon koz koumsa!
To papa sa! Mo misie marye ...
Limem ti donn mwa batana to'nn pran.
... Souvan li bat mwa?
Bliye sa! Lavi pa fasil!
Les li beta, pa fer nanye.
Nou get divan aster ...
Nou'al ar mwa; mo vinn ar twa...
Tini twa, mo beta; ... pa les twa tonbe.
Ayo, mo baba!

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... 'Ma,
Kifer to lizie mouye?
Zordi enn gran zour, mama!
Mo kone mo finn geri;
Mo bann bon kamwad finn bien tini mwa
... Me twa mama,
Twa to ti la toultan, toultan.
... Mama, mama, souy to lizie;
... Mama, mama, ferm to lizie;
... Mama, mama, donn to lame ...
Pardonn mwa mama! Pardonn mwa!


- Batana beta!
Kot to'nn gagne?
Ayo mo bechara! Mo pov batcha!
Bondie beni twa!

OKTOB 2007


GET PAR LAFNET


Li ouver lafnet lor letaz,
Get lemonn anba par lafnet.


"Ki nouvel mouvman kamarad?
Pa manti bizen manz ar zot!
Mo dir twa bizen fann ar zot!
Bannla pe defons nou laport;
Zot fer koumadir tou pou zot;
E nou bann nou zis bann nenport."


Li referm lafnet lor vites
Pou get lor tv touleres;
Fer enn ti gate ar metres;
Admir ti gajet fek aste;
Tap detrwa ti grog degaze
Avan lakanbiz dir ale.
Kan finn bien manze, vant bien plen
Al dormi ziska gramaten.
Dime gramaten bien boner
Li ouver lafnet lor letaz,
Get lemonn anba par lafnet.


- "Ki nouvel mouvman kamarad?"


- "Ki nouvel mouvman kamarad?
To fam fek ale ar galan;
To garson konsom ar sereng;
To tifi pe pas lanwit blans.
To'le konn nouvel kamarad?"


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DAN NOU BANN NAPEYNA SA!


- "Aret rabase do ta!
Dan nou bann napeyna sa.
Bannla akoz zot malang
- tann dir zot manz kari tang -
Zot fer seki kont natir;
Bwar pisar ziska zot mir;
Rant dan pasaz enterdi,
Trap moutouk sal maladi.
Aster to'le ar mo kas
Soutir zot bann vis voras?
Aste sereng lor mo bos?
Ar mo kas ranz zot lasos?
Dir zot bann souy zot kaka!"

Ala kimanier Bay la
Trouv problem dan nou baitka.
Me lot zour - mo bien sagren -
Bien boner dan gramaten
Mo zwenn Bay la lor sime,
Trenn lipie, latet bese.

- "Ki to gagne mo bayo?"

- "Boukou douk, ayo matlo!"

So garson finn may dan lak.

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LI MALAD MATLO!


- "Ki malad?
... Kontan maja,
Kontan nisa; get zordi,
Pa get dime. Tamasa,
Tamasa, ankor tamasa
Ala zot vre maladi."

Mo vwazen, notab vilaz,
- li'nn gagn laz avan so laz -
Prezidan sou-komite,
San aprann li li kone;
Li koz kri san reflesi;
San pitie fer satini
Ar santiman malere.

- "Zot pares; pa'le sanze;
Bef travay, seval manze,
Zot kwar toultan fet zako.
Lapolis soutir zot vis!
Tankamwa ...
Mo prefer bous mo labous.

- "Pa koz kousa mo bourzwa!
Pa koz 'zot'! Pe koz Bramma!
Ou zanfan ki dan tourman
Bizen led pou fer sanzman.

- "Led? Sanzman? Mo pa konpran.
Depi li zanfan, toultan
Li'nn gagn lor plato larzan
Zoli lenz, poketmoni;
Olie fer loner fami
Li fane, mo gagn kabo;
Repitasion dan kaybo.
... So mama tro soutir li ...

- "So mama pe sey ed li."

- "So mama? Premie koupab!
Li merit mo klak-klak li."

- "Klak-klak li? ...

- "Pa fer simagre ar mwa!
Depi ki lemonn lemonn
Li nou devwar koriz fam
Pou ki nou zanfan konpran
Vre valer lotorite.
Mo papa ...

- "Ou papa?

- "Mo papa dan so lasam
Ti gard enn roten bazar.
Mo'si ..."

- "Ou garson kone?"

- "Normal!"

OKTOB 2007



RAPEL KI PROFET TI DIR?


Enn ti lafoul ankoler
Ler zot finn may enn voler
Desid donn li enn rakle,
Fer li pey tou so pese.

Enn disip Profet pase,
Dir zot for aret fane.
- "Eski zot finn dimann li
Kifer li'nn koken de fri?"

Malere la li reponn:
- "Travay mo peyna Misie;
Mo madam dan lopital;
Mo zanfan pe mordefen."

Disip Profet pa tike:
- "Donn li vit enpe manze
Pou sov zanfan so lavi;
Donn li travay ek zouti
Li pou nouri so fami.

OKTOB 2007



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